Ever since Lady Gaga wore a “meat” dress last year to the VMA Awards, designers have been trying to incorporate “flesh” to cover your flesh. Now Black Milk Clothing is poised to sell graphic new meat leggings as part of their latest line.  Read More »

New York’s Fashion Week is the end-all, beat-all, quintessential event for all things fashion-related. It’s where designers are roasted and/or toasted for their collections and where scrappy fledgling newbies do whatever it takes to make a name for themselves. BCBG was one of the first major collections to kick off the runway shows yesterday, giving us a glimpse of how fall styles are shaping up.  Read More »

No – this isn’t a joke. It’s legit. They’re edgy, fashionable and hideous! Informed consumer, I give you … the drop-crotch skinny jean.  Read More »

You can file this fashion item under “what WILL they think of next!?” Introducing Hot Booties – a microwaveable pair of booties that are designed for those people who can’t stay warm to save their life. (You know who you are.)  Read More »

While I know the name of this column is called “forward-thinking” – we’re gonna go retro for a bit and take a look back in time. Always wanted to be Veronica Lake? Coveted Betty Grable’s look? Worship that maven Marilyn Monroe? Well … a hot new fashion trend hitting in 2012 is not coming out of Fashion Week — it’s coming out of photographers’ studios! It’s called Pin Up Photography and, dare I say, it’s retro glam all the way.  Read More »

Buyer beware! If you’re a fan of Kanye West’s clothing line, better double check to ensure that it actually IS his clothing line. Seems there’s an imposter on the loose … and he’s running rampant on Twitter.  Read More »

All hail actor/rocker Jared Leto! The fine folks at GQ named him the world’s worst-dressed man! Can you imagine the competition he must have had!? It boggles the mind. What an honor!  Read More »

Just when you thought the fashion landscape couldn’t get any tackier or more pedestrian … I give you pajama jeans for men.  Read More »

Can’t we just all get along? Tim Gunn and Lady GaGa are at it again. It’s a war of words between Mother Monster and The Gunn Show.   Read More »

You’ll have to excuse me … but I just can’t stop writing about H&M. Every time I turn around … there’s a weird headline that catches my eye. First, it was the controversy surrounding their new Versace line and now it seems the lingerie models on their website aren’t even real. Well, at least from the neck down anyway.  Read More »

Remember that scene in Airplane when Chief Kramer asks effusive air controller Johnny, “What do you make of this?” and proceeds to hand him a piece of paper? Johnny then grabs it and says, “Well, I can make a hat … or a broach … or a pterodactyl …” Well, I have found a scarf that would make Johnny proud. It doubles as a scarf, a head wrap, a bra … and the list goes on and on.  Read More »

Ms. Rhythm Nation herself is launching her own line of furs. Janet Jackson is taking her relationship with furrier Blackglama one step fur-ther with the launch of the new Janet Jackson Blackglama collection.  Read More »

H&M recently teamed up with Versace to come up with an affordable line of clothes just in time for the holidays. But, turns out, the line has had some controversy just over the last few days. Creator Donatella Versace (who is neither normal-looking or normal sized) would prefer her new line is not worn by (shudder, gasp) real women.   Read More »

Forget Wonder Woman fighting for our rights … in her satin tights. Now you can dress in her to-die-for shoes. French fashion designer André has launched a new collection of high-end footwear inspired by DC Comics’ very own Wonder Woman and Catwoman.  Read More »

Fresh-faced Jennie Garth is about to get a little more fresh-faced. The 90210 star has started shilling a new line of skin care products. As the celeb spokeswoman for Porcelana, Kelly, er, Jennie will be the new face of its line of products.   Read More »